May 2013
occultalux:
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green
how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid
oh
witneyhouston:
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
kushangel:
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
toxicrants:
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
Me on my wedding day: is there wifi in this hall
theblindvisionary:
we take the naps we think we deserve
“Last year I abstained
this year I devour
without guilt
which is also an art.”
– Margaret Atwood; from Circe/Mud Poems (via weaverofstars)
UM. Yes, please. Walk right this way…into my heart.
(via angelnafis)
bonapartist:
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
